Interchange

Hello! Welcome to F.T.I.

Here at F.T.I, we are always innovating technology to make our way of life much easier.

This is thanks to our team of dedicated staff who do their best to commit to the task of creating many inventions. This includes our crown jewel our IKA which allows our robots and humans to life heavy objects with little ease besides th-.

Sorry the staff responsible for writing this recruitment application has now been fired for breach of their NDA.

So, we are currently hiring staff for testing our latest invention. This will top our last achievement.

We are looking for:

• A scientist profession (preferably in the background of quantum science).
• Willing to fill out paperwork and computer documents while testing.
• Someone who won't ask question unrelated to work.
• Is willing to sign an NDA until the release of the product we are testing.

Now that you know what we want, this is what we can do for you.

Working benefits:

• Pay of 100K an hour, based on performance. Pay maybe deducted on quality of work and damaged goods.
• Has a 2% discount on all food served in the workplace.
• Allowed overnight stays in the workplace.
• All other employee benefits.

Now here are some conditions to allow you to keep your job.

• There will be no mention of the testing outside the workplace.
• No attending parties, gatherings, eating, drinking, shouting, screaming, yelling or any forms of entertainment while testing.
• While on the contract, the employee must attend an interview before the testing begins.
• If you smoke, take medications or any other substances while on the job may lead to being fired or being put down from the job position
• Also any mention of QS-

Sorry we had to fire the employee again for a similar breach of NDA.

Health Concerns

• Explosives handling.
• Robots welding tools.
• Robotic tools.
• Reduced O2.
• Possible food poisoning from the cafeteria.
• Lack of dental care.
• Lack of skin care.
• No hard hats.
• Open air chemicals.
• Mortality rate of 99% if unsupervised.

If you are interested please following the link and post your CV and covering letter. Later we will interview each of the applicants and will pick the best for the job hope to see you there.

Signed by, Stuart V Goodman the CEO of F.T.I (Future Transport Initiative)